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Chef - Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You)

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Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whites



A half a stick of butter melted



Stick it all in a bowl baby, stir it with a wooden spoon



Mix in a cup of flour, youll be in heaven soon







Say everybody have you seen my balls



Theyre big and salty and brown



If you ever need a quick pick me up



Just stick my balls in your mouth







Ooh, suck on my chocolate salted balls



Stick em in your mouth, and suck em



Suck on my chocolate salted balls



Theyre packed full of vitamins and good for you



So suck on my balls







Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of brandy



Then throw in a bag or two of sugar and just a pinch of vanilla



Grease up the cookie sheet cause I hate when my balls stick



Then preheat the oven to three fifty and give that spoon a lick







Say everybody have you seen my balls



Theyre big and salty and brown



If you ever need a quick pick me up



Just stick my balls in your mouth







Suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck em now)



Put em in your mouth, and suck em



Suck on my chocolate salted balls



Theyre packed full of goodness, high in fiber



Suck on my balls







Hey, wait a minute, whats that smell



Smell like something burning



Well, that dont confront me now



Long as I get my rent paid on Friday



Baby you better get back in the kitchen



Cause I got a sneakin?suspicion



Oh man baby, baby, you just burned my balls!



Come, my balls on fire



Have mercy baby, my balls are burning



Give me some water, pour some water on me



My balls are burning, oh my goodness



Im blowin? Im blowin?them, do something







Ooh, suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck em now)



Put em in your mouth and suck em, theyre on fire baby



Suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck em now)



Put em out baby, blow em



Oh, suck on my balls baby, suck on my balls baby



Suck on my red hot salted chocolate balls



Come on baby, woo, woo, suck on my balls