"Yeah, yeah, then you know what you can do

You can be a couple of pleasers

And take some tweezers

And bust every hair off my nutsac

Paste em to your back

Then jump on the E track

And suck my dick exactly where's it at, ho"





Juggalos... (repeat)





Hey, hey, it's the wicked jokers

And we coming to the valley and to smoke ya (choke ya)

Kick the clown in the forehead

And I'm jugglin jugglin your head (Jed)

You big fat redneck money-ass hick

I'm a city slicker

And I'm coming to getcha, hit ya

And the carnivals gonna get with ya

Oh, I might as well mention

That I come from another dimension

You never seen nothing like this, boy

Magic acts of pain and joy

Keystone come and try to get me

But I pack a French curler with me

Ha, and the officer let me off quick

Here's a dunkin double dip, you fat piece of shit

Heh, picture that (that)

Packin' a magic wand and a top hat

Cuz some gotta stop

Or the wicked clowns are gonna CHOP CHOP!!!





Swing swing swing and chop chop chop (3x)

Chop chop

Swing swing swing and chop chop chop (3x)

Got to be funky





Detroit's air is toxic

My eyeball's popped out they sockets

And fried in the street like a steakum

....Shake em, bake em

Break em off something from the smoke stack

I been breathing all my life so I'm dying anyway

I'm nothing but a radiation freak show

My arm fell off and bounced on the floor

Carnival left out the alley (alley, alley)

And we stopping in Sunny Valley

Jumping up and down on richie's head

And I'm gonna jump until he's finally dead

Jump jump jump jump...

They got no love yet they got control

They'll never touch my funky soul

Street top bull it sent chop

Now we can run or we can walk

Either way some gotta stop

Or the wicked clowns are gonna chop chop





Swing swing swing and chop chop chop (3x)

Chop chop

Swing swing swing and chop chop chop (3x)

Got to be funky





Wicked clown, wicked clown what's up come's down

Before my nuts go soft juggle them around

Bitch wanna join the carnival circus

Grab my dingaling and jerk and jerk this

I gotta catch these carnival thrills

Rude Boy empty heads I drill

Chills, thrills, bigots, train wheels

An axe to the forehead usually kills

If this ain't hell, I can't tell

Hang my body on a cross with some rusty nails

If I juggle ya call me a juggla

I'm a nap burgler voodoo smuggler

See I got the symptoms of insanity

I'm down with J from the ICP

I'm down with him and he's down with me

So if we gotta chop C-H-O-P

Running down the block, someone hit me with a rock

And my brains all over the street

But I'm a wicked clown and I'm up and down

And all over this Esham beat

So if I gotta chop then I guess I gotta chop

If I chop then I gotta chop chop

You can never stop sucker, you can never drop wicked

Clowns cuz we love to CHOP CHOP!!!





Swing swing swing and chop chop chop (3x)

Chop chop

Swing swing swing and chop chop chop (3x)

Got to be funky

Chop chop





I'm gonna ride this wicked footy