I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home. He said he

liked to do it backwards and I said that's just fine with me. That way we

can fuck and watch TV. It was four a.m. and the light was grey like it

always is in paperbacks. He asked if I liked playing jacks. I told him I

was good to sixes, but all hell broke loose after that. I told him I knew

Julia Roberts when I was twelve at summer camp. We didn't say anything

after that. I dropped him off and I drove on home cause secretly, I'm timid