The theatuh, the theatuh

What's happened to the theatuh

Especially where dancing is concerned



Chaps

Who did taps

Aren't tapping anymore

They're doing choreography



Chicks

Who did kicks

Aren't kicking anymore

They're doing choreography



Heps

Who did steps

That would stop the show in days that used to be



Through the air they keep flying

Like a duck that is dying

Instead of dance

It's choreography