Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Aaahhhggggrrr!



It's just five days till christmas, i haven't done a thing

Don't even have a christmas tree, i am panicking

Most lots are all sold out, i search until the night

I end up with a grubby shrub with a case of blight



Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Aaahhhggggrrr!



It's four days till christmas, still have to decorate

Spend hours in the basement until i find the crate

Of lights and bulbs and popcorn strings, tangled in a knot

Then i spend the day separating what i've got



Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Aaahhhggggrrr!



It's three days till christmas, i spent all day writing cards

I started writing letters now i just say "best regards"

I shove 'em in a mailbox and to the mall i go

To get gifts for jim and jane and tim and uncle joe (and aunt mavis and aunt beatrice and grandpa and grannie....)



Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Aaahhhggggrrr!



Two days till christmas, a million things to do

Clean the house, put on tea, company is due

Where are my relatives, why haven't showed up

I bet they're at the airport i forgot to pick them up



Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Aaahhhggggrrr!



Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Aaahhhggggrrr!



Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Aaahhhggggrrr!



Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Christmas is here!



It's finally christmas, the kids wake me up at five

I fall downstairs a messy haired zombie, half-alive

Spend all day serving company, then fall down inert

If these are my holidays i'd rather stay at work