(A lump of coal I'm Wondering why,

I got out of bed at all.

I can't believe it's Christmas morning,

And there's no gift at all.

I thought that this was supposed to be,

A day to deck the halls.

But he forgot again,

And I'm so mad, I'm so mad.)



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A lump of coal I'm Wondering why,

I got out of bed at all.

I can't believe it's Christmas morning,

and there's no gift at all.

I thought that this was supposed to be,

A day to deck the halls.

But he forgot again,

and I'm so mad, I'm so mad.



Dear Santa,

I wrote but you aint' brought me nuthin',

I sent you a whole gift list,

But I still hadn't got none.

I sent to letters back in autumn,

You must not have got em'.

There probably was a problem with the elf's up there or sumthin'.

Maybe them midgets didnt know that Christmas was coming.

But anyway, fuck it,

Whats been up man how's your reindeer?

I put cookies on the roof for them to eat when they get here.

You missed my house this time,

That's OK, maybe next year.

Wake my ass up then and we'll have a light beer.

On my list was some things that I want you to bring me.

When you get a chance, please drop em' all down my chimney.

What I asked you for was playstation from Sony,

And Play-dough, and Lego's, and skates and a pony.

That's all I want, and this year I been good.

So please, fill up that sack and swing by my hood,

If you could, Truly yours, youre biggest fan,

This is Stan.



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Dear Santa,

I can't believe that you forgot me again.

Ain't shit sittin' underneath the tree in my den.

You didn't bring Play-dough or Legos or Sony.

How am I supposed