String up the lights and light up the tree

We're gonna make some revalry

Spirits are high, so I can tell

It's Christmas Time in Hell!



Demons are nicer as you pass them by

There's lots of demon toys to buy

The snow is falling and all is well

It's Christmas Time in Hell!



There goes Jeffery Dahmer,

With a festive Christmas ham

After he has sex with it

He'll eat up all he can.



And there goes John F. Kennedy,

Caroling with his son

(Reunited for the holidays,

God bless us everyone!)



Everybody has a happy glow,

Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow

Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell,

It's Christmas Time in Hell!



(pause)



God cast me down from Heaven's door

To rule in Hell for evermore

But now I'm kinda glad that I fell

'Cause its Christmas Time in Hell!



Here's a rack to hang the stockings on,

We still have to shop for Genghis Khan

Michael Randon's hair looks swell

It's Christmas Time in Hell!



There's Princess Diana,

Holding burning Mistletoe

Over poor Gene Siskel's head

To watch his weenie grow.



For one day we all stop burning,

And the flames are not so thick,

All the screaming and torture stops

If we wait for old Saint Nick!



So string up the lights and light up the tree

We're downed for all eternity

But for just one day, all is well

It's Christmas Time in Hell!



Gather close together and make it quick,

We've got to make room for Andy Dick

Wake his mother and ring the bell....

It's Christmas Time... (echo x8)

It's Christmas Time in Hell!