Birds are dumb cause small bird brains

But so are kids and old people

Some birds talk, most others sing

I don't see you eating a talking bird



Pigs smell bad and roll in poo

But so do kids and elderly

I don't see you chop off an old man's feet

Put them in a mason jar and pickle them



No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too

Actually they don't have central nervousness

No Manhattan style, clams have the right to smile

Come to think about it they don't have a face



They have no face, no place for ears

There's no clam eyes to cry clam tears

No spinal cord, they must get bored

Might as well just put them out of misery



I don't believe it's selfish to eat defenceless shellfish

No chowder for you!! clams have feelings too

It could happen to you clams have feelings too

I don't think they do, clams have feelings too