Plastic people with plastic lives

They think they're so civilized

I think that they're full of shit

They can suck my fucking dick



Who cut your hair?

Where'd you get those shoes?

I think I'm gonna puke



So-called artists hang at Copymat

Duplicating each other's crap

Virgins sing about sex

We stole this song from X



Wanna be a star

With my new guitar

I'm gonna throw up



Don't know why I feel this way

I think I just need to get laid

This band sure as fuck ain't getting paid

Until we get signed-then we'll have it made?



Yeah, I got my pen

Sign me up for ten

I won't miss all my friends

If I could just fit 'em in the van



You're a classic asshole

You're a classic asshole

You're a classic asshole

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