Cobwoman of substance

Bring me a cheese scone,

Filled with yummy entrails,

Let me dvour your ice cream buns.

Peroy Thrower hamburgers dear,

Pork pies filled with Roy Kinnear,

Annie Lenox little baby,

Covered with orions with lots of gravy.

Mega-fast with clinically insane inane remblings

[Ad lib],

Cobwoman of Deth meets

Mr. Smellymop

With this cheese cob I'll save the nation,

Save my tummy from starvation.

Do you wanna thrash?

Cobwoman of Deth meets

Mr. Smellymop