*CHORUS*

these are the tales the freaky tales

these are the tales that i tell so well

you dont like my dirty raps

you can go to hell

cause short dog's on the mic

telling cocktales



H-E-A-D

all you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p

you just a big freak

you better not complain

when you hear these cocktales and you hear yo name

if you a fake bitch

aint no thang

i pick up the phone and call Denine

if i call Marie, i know for a fact

ill get sucked in my drop top cadillac

i met this freak named Naomi

strait dick sucker worked me and my homie

she had a girl friend her name was Vicky

i pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick

she was fine as fuck but cant fuck with Tina

Tina Tina the sperm cleaner

i took her to my house and i told her strip

baby got freaky started doin the splits

i said biotch

do what you want

cause a true blue mac won't even front

i fucked her wit my finger

she tried to cum

pussy so tight wouldnt give me none

im sure Too Short couldn't be no punk

im tryin a get funky cause i love to funk

my dick is big and her nigga had a little one

i didnt fuck her freaky ass but it was still fun

i know you stop and wonder just what it is

its the California lifestyle that i live

see im from the crew

dangerous bitch

tellin everybody bout this freaky shit

i know this bitch name Annette

you get her all alone and she'll suck yo dick

hella freak

won't say no fo shit

you and her all alone nigga thats yo bitch

i know another freak

her names Joanne

i always get the pussy cause i know i can

finest bitch around aint got no man

every time she cross my mind

i go fuck her again

shes like another freak-a