Is that Collegiate Fanny on the phone?

Listen, honey, to my moan,

You had better be alone, sweetheart,

Ah, ee, ow!



No more bashfulness for me,

Since I found this recipee,

College love's the thing for me, sweetheart!



You have a way of campus petting that's perfection,

So in a moment I'll be going in your direction!



Where's my slicker, all aboard,

Be there quicker than a Ford,

Collegiate Fanny, you're the one for me!