You're Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me

Though you once were the best bunny at the Playboy Club,

You're getting to be a rabbit with me.

I just sit there and stare as you hop from shrub to shrub.

You're getting to be a rabbit with me.

When I proposed to you that evening last spring,

You said you'd be my mate.

So I went out and bought a two-carat ring,

And both of them you ate!

Then your ears grew an inch, and your nose began to twitch,

And I noticed your tail was attached permanently.

So I keep you in the back yard, in a wooden hutch,

'Cause you're getting to be a little too much.

Like Bugs Bunny,

You're getting to be a rabbit with me.

I feel like something's switching,

It's all so strange and new.

Egad, my nose is twitching,

I'm a rabbit too!

I'm getting to be a rabbit,

Hippity hop, I love you,

I'm getting to be a rabbit like you.

Move over honey, and pass the lettuce!