I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night

(ooh aah ooh aah)

I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet

( ooh aah ooh aah)

Now somethings telling me

That you'm avoiding me

Come on now darlin you've got something i need



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Cuz i got a brand new combine harvester

An ill give you the key

Come on now lets get together in perfect harmony

I got twenty acres

An' you got forty three

Now i got a brand new combine harvester

An' ill give you the key.



She made i laugh haha



Ill stick by you, ill give you all that you need

Well 'ave twins and triplets

im a man built for speed

And you know i love you darlin

So give me your hand

But what i want the most

Is all they acres of land



Chorus



Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all



For seven long years ive been alone in this place

Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, its a proper disgrace

Now if i cleaned it up would you change your mind

Ill give up drinkin scrumpy and that lager and lime



Chorus



Who loves ya baby ha



Werent we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance

I wore brand new garters and me courderoy pants

In your new sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand

We had our photos took and us holdin hands



Chorus



Now i got a brand new combine harvester

And ill give you the key

Now that we'm both past our fifties i think that you and me

should stop this galavanting and will you marry me

coz i got a brand new combine harvester

An ill give you the key



Aahh yu're a fine lookin woman and i can't wait to getme hands on your land