All right and honorable gentlemen

And lady, too

Will kindly try to restrain themselves

In derring-do



As verbal hard graffiti flies

And echoes wall to wall

Our precious model of democracy

It's the House of Commons brawl



One member from some dark mill town

Furious did cry

Spittle froth from folded chin

To dim the lie



Let's serve this brief and list the rush

Of who's allowed catcalls

Let's finish this right here and now

At the House of Commons brawl



Kick, punch with the government

As with jackets off they fly heaven-bent

Scratch gouge with the other side

As the party firmly admit a fight



Another day in the lives of those

Who would guide us through

If all is prepped that we should

By their example do

But there again I think for less

For gyving to the wall



The wrong house but the right idea

To end the Commons brawl