Conrad the Caterpillar thought he was really killer,

Couldn't wait to build a cocoon (original lyrics)

Couldn't wait to buy blue suede shoes (recent lyrics)

Spent all his days eatin' leaves in the shade

And stayed when the night set, too.

Conrad the Caterpillar knew life would be a thriller

Soon as the threads was spun

Wouldn't stop to play in the Caterpillar Games

Till his own webbing game was done.





He said,