See that girl alone

Dressed all in her evening clothes?

She's dying

'cause her boyfriend didn't show up



Pull her out of line

Stick her in a waiting room

And ignore her

'til her face gets really bloated



And i wonder what it's like

To be second all the time

And you never get it right

And you're never gonna win

And your ass is on your face

And your life is such a waste

And there's sugar

Leanin' in the window



Yellow, red, blue, green

Show me what i haven't seen

I'm dying

'cause the chicks here really blow



See that amazon?

Looks like her head's connected to her shoulders

They look like little boulders



And i wonder what it's like

To be second all the time

And you never get it right







And you're never gonna win

And your ass is on your face

And your life is such a waste

And there's sugar

Heading to the (?)



What would i give to be her

Joyride, daddy-o, tonight



And i wonder what it's like

To be second all the time

And you never get it right

And you're never gonna win

And your ass is on your face

And your life is such a waste

And there's sugar

Bringing me a drinky-poo



With a faggot on her left

And a faggot on her right

And my dick is getting limp

'cause the chicks all suck tonight

And the band is such a bore

And i've seen it all before

And there's sugar

Making me a video



What would i give to be her

Joyride, daddy-o, tonight