Yeah breaker one nine this here's the Rubber Duck

You got a copy on me Pig Pen C'mon

Uh yeah Ten-Four Pig Pen fer sure fer sure.

By golly it's clean clear to Flag Town, C'mon

Yeah its a big Ten -Four there Pig Pen

Yeah we definitely got the front door, good buddy

Mercy Sakes Alive looks like we've got us a convoy



It was a dark a the moon

On the sixth of June

And a Kenworth pullin logs

Cab over Pete with a refer on

And a Jimmy haulin hogs

We was headin for bear '

On 'I-One Oh

Bout a mile out Shakey Town

I says Pig Pen this here's the rubber duck

And I'm about to put the hammer down.



Cause we got a little 'ole convoy

Rockin through the night

Yeah we got a little 'ole convoy

Ain't she a beautiful sight

C'mon and join our Convoy

Ain't nothin gonna get in our way

We gonna roll this truckin convoy 'cross the USA

Convoy....Convoy.....



Yeah breaker Pig Pen this here's the Duck

And uh you wanna back off them hogs

Uh ten-four 'bout five mile or so

Ten-Roger them hogs is gettin intense up here



By the time we got into Tulsa Town

We had eighty-five trucks in all

But they's a road block up on the clover leaf

And them bears was wall to wall

Yeah them smokies as thick as bugs on a bumper

They even had a bear in the air

I says callin all trucks

This here's the Duck

We about to go a huntin bear



'Cause we got a great big convoy

Rockin through the night

Yeah we got a great big convoy

Ain't she a beautiful sight

C'mon and join our convoy

Aint nothin gonna get in our way

We gonna roll this truckin convoy 'cross the USA

Convoy.....Convoy



Uh you wanna give me a ten-nine on that Pig Pen

Uh negatory Pig Pen you're still too close

Yeah them hogs is startin to close up my sinuses

Mercy Sakes you'd better back off another ten.



Well we rolled up Innerstate fourty-four

Like a rocket sled on rails

We tore up all of our swindel sheets

and left 'em settin on the scales

By the time we hit that Shy Town

Them bears was a gettin smart

They'd brought up some reinforcements

From the Illinois national guard

Theres armored cars and tanks and jeeps

And rigs of every size

Yeah them chicken coops was full of bears

And choppers filled the skies.

Well we shot the line

We went for broke

With a thousand screamin trucks

And eleven long haired Friends of Jesus

In a Chartreuse microbus



Yeah Rubber Duck to Sod Buster

C'mon there yeah Ten-Four Sod Buster

Listen you wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?

Yeah he's haulin dynamite and he needs all the help he can get



Well we laid a strip for the Jersey Shore

Prepared to cross the line

I could see the bridge was lined with bears

But I didn't have a doggone dime

I says Pig Pen this here's the Rubber Duck

We just ain't a gonna pay no toll

So we crashed the gate doin 98

I says let them truckers roll,

Ten-Four.



'Cause we got a mighty convoy

Rockin through the night

Yeah we got a mighty convoy

Ain't she a beautiful sight

C'mon and join our convoy

Aint nothin gonna get in our way

We gonna roll this truckin convoy 'cross the USA

Convoy.....Convoy





Ah Ten-Four Pig Pen what's you're Twenty?

Omaha?!

Well they oughtta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure

[fading]

Well mercy sakes good buddy we gonna back on outta here

So keep the buttons off yer glass and the bears off yer...tail

We'll catch you on the flip flop

This here's the Rubber Duck on the side

We gone - Bye Bye