Coo coo ca choo baby you that's what you are

You are a hollywood star you're the high priestess by far

And you know this tune's for you we call it "Coo Coo Ca Choo"

And it's a very brief description of the things we could do to you



(Bass line in the background instead of the heavy guitar)



You were looking at me I was looking at you

Coo coo ca choo coo coo ca choo

You were looking at me I was looking at you

Coo coo ca choo now what ya gonna do



Oil me up quick Miss Daisy before I'm lubing up your tailpipe

Or the bedposts will be a knocking and a knocking till the break of light

Raised and dazed in a million and one ways

Like a Morton coffee roll I want you hot and glazed

You're not the real thing baby you're Parkay you're not butter

Gonna have to get you home and lube you up with Fluff-n-Nutter

Scope it scope it baby looking so fit

Playing games and laying dames you know I know you know it

Quick to get the condom you know the Jimmy fits too snug

Lean you against the fire place and ride you on the bear skin rug

Chow down my ding dong come and sing along

Slip a grip around my tip and then you'll be my Kling-on

Now in my sweat pants you're gonna see my erection

Ooh oh pick a de pop pop perfection

Umpla dumpla dippedee do

Cause I'd never leave the house if mommy looked like you



You were looking at me I was looking at you

Coo coo ca choo coo coo ca choo

You were looking at me I was looking at you

Coo coo ca choo now what ya gonna do



Butter up butter cup did ya really think it would really last that long

My attention span hutches and when you wake up you know that I'll be gone

Cocoa butter beach blonde wearing that thin thong

You know I got a thing for you it's only an inch long

Picking up your signals like you're a TV station

I'm looking for the channel to have immoral applications

Looking so fine cosmo behind

Fermentation of time like Reunite wine

Well I'm bubbling up and steaming like an active volcano

I think I clogged up all your pipes better get yourself some Draino

I get annoyed cause I can't avoid

Baby sounding like a mongoloid

No means yes my very best guess

Think you'll feel the pressure when I'm pressing up your dress

Pretty are you I am mess

No means yes! No means yes!



You were looking at me I was looking at you

Coo coo ca choo coo coo ca choo

You were looking at me I was looking at you

Coo coo ca choo now what ya gonna do