Cooking For One



by Koo Koo Boy

lyrics and music by Scott Coblio



Murder occured

In the apartment where she lived

She's single now



She goes to the refrigerator

Takes out two T.V. dinners

She's living alone, she can't get used

To cooking for one



She's too young for afternoon T.V.

Too old to watch cartoons

She's too young for afternoon T.V.

Too old to watch cartoons



She's getting ready

For the big date

So you'd better not keep, keep her waiting

Don't you be late



Cause murder occured

In the apartment where she lived

She's living alone

She's cooking for one

She's waiting for you



But if you come for dinner

She'll cook for two