Well I woke up this morning

The place was such a reck

I couldn't reach the bathroom

Thought I'd better clear the deck

I tried to call the lawyer

And ask him what to do

He referred me to his doctor

Who referred me back to you

And when you checked the manual

You kept in side the case

It said put it in a cool dry place



I drove around the city

Looking for a room

That was high above the water

Where my things could be in tune

There was noone to help me

Nobody even cared

I had to got through hell

To get those things up there

I paid my first subscription

Then I joined the idle race

and they said