You might be a celebrity-everybody sits up and begs

You might be the sexiest thing since God invented legs

You might be a dictator, a dealer or a saint

Cool is here to tell you when you're cool and when you ain't

If you lose your cool-if you lose your cool-if your cool don't work

If your cool's gone fishin' you ain't nothing but a cool jerk



Now you might be a nazi-lookin' for a friend

You might be a beginning- looking for an end

Some folks go for the ice and snow-some like it Florida hot

Cool is here to tell you what is cool and what is not



You can write a book about the money you took

You and pose on the cover nude

You can flip on an ego trip-time'll do the cover on you

But don't you ever cross me dude

'Cos that ain't cool, that's an attitude



You might be a macho man

Do 50 million sit-ups a day

You might be an expert, with something important to say

You might be an evangelist-livin' on the wages of sin

Cool is here to tell you what is out and what is in