[Sang by Beefcake, Only on CD version]

Frozen it time.

We watched as you grew.

Now the ice is gone.

And now, we travel on -

Seems like forever.

Y'know we're look for...

We can't find cool cool cool place to park

Old Medusa with her gorgon braids

She invites us to her promenade

Driving in our death-machines

A thousand years or more

Around and around and around and around the block

Y'know we're looking for

A cool place to park

Satan's sow is honking

Hera's slowly creeping nymphs in my back seat

all dripping on my naugahyde please let me find a COOL PLACE TO PARK!

humanity is in my way your golden arches and your shopping malls

remind us you must fall down down fall down fall down cool park cool park

[repeated alot]