Callin' all cows down on the farm! Hey! Shut the
door...you born in a barn?! I ain't no
farmer...that's no fun. Run some tractor till the
work's all done. Hey milk it bossie I'll buy ya a
diamon ring. Now good girls can't play the rent
these days. These cornfed dames done found a way.
Unzip that zipper...snap that snap. Round up the
cattle in the Cadillac. Whip that cream baby 'til
the butter comes. Shake it baby shake it baby
shake it baby shake it (4 times) Shake that thing
I'll buy ya a diamond ring. Now there's more
things in Tennessee. Than's a dreamed of in your
philosophy. Gimme a barnful of cornfed dames.
They wiggle a little I burst into flames. Whip
that cream baby til the butter comes. Callin' all
you cornfed dames. Lux means bucks...remember the
name. Go put on some n'real loud. Let's get up
and go get plowed. Shake that thing I might buy
you a diamond ring. Go put on the purple one with
the plumes at the hip. Put it on upside down baby.
You know that really makes me flip. ...I ain't no
farmer.