If i could calculate a score of unbelievable acts

Stand my head juggle three alley cats

Take out the king kong

Still feel strong



Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken

Bat feet frogs tongue and not take a licken

Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster

I get a charge but still feel the mosta



Take out the mummy the werewolf and dog man

Save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan

Head on with godzilla and not flinch a muscle

Outwit captain kurk without the slightest of hussle



Drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff

Say no to the go-go but then take on a fat spliff

Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead

Back from the grave to walk with the undead



I couldn't do it

Could you do it?

I couldn't do it

Could you do it?



I could nurture a flower to grow into a triffid

Spit lethal poison leave your body rigid

Talk to satan talk to god

Standing in the flesh with my hand on my big...



I couldn't do it

Could you do it?

I couldn't do it

Could you do it?

I couldn't do it

Yeah you know it



If i could calculate a score of unbelievable acts

Stand my head juggle three alley cats

Take out the king kong

Still feel strong



Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken

Bat feet frogs tongue and not take a licken

Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster

I get a charge but still feel the mosta



Take out the mummy the werewolf and dog man

Save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan

Head on with godzilla and not flinch a muscle

Outwit captain kurk without the slightest of hussle



Drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff

Say no to the go-go but then take on a fat spliff

Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead

Back from the grave to walk with the undead



I couldn't do it

Could you do it?

I couldn't do it

Could you do it?


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