The Count: Oh, Count von Count's continuous country cookin' downhome diner

If you like home cookin' try it Transylvanian style

At Count von Count's continuous country cookin' downhome diner

Come inside and open wide, it's love at first bite



Ernie: Let me see...

I'll have a number four - the one minute egg

And three strips of bacon on the side

Wait a minute...

On second thought, I'll have some cereal instead



Cookie Monster: Me settle for cookie sandwich on rye



The Count: At Count von Count's continuous country cookin' downhome diner (ha ha)

If you like home cookin' try it Transylvanian style

At Count von Count's continuous country cookin' downhome diner

Come inside and open wide, it's love at first bite



Grover: I will try a number five - the business monster's lunch

And a bowl of alphabet soup, A to Z (A to Z)



Cookie Monster: Me still want six or seven cookies me can munch



Herry Monster: And a blue plate special for blue monsters like me



The Count: At Count von Count's continuous country cookin' downhome diner

If you like home cookin' try it Transylvanian style

At Count von Count's continuous country cookin' downhome diner

Come inside and open wide, it's love at first bite



Big Bird: I don't know what to have, I eat like a bird

I guess I'll have some bird seed on a bun (on a bun)



Bert: Two bowls of oatmeal, for dessert I'm gonna splurge



The Count: Anyone for seconds? Me! That's one!

Yes, at Count von Count's continuous country cookin' downhome diner

If you like home cookin' try it Transylvanian style

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