Ohh myyyy

20 throw down in my best bridge

and the man to my left has folded down

well johnny doubled up with a royal flush

i had three jacks and a pair of nines

my mind is turning - just two shots more

there's not much left to play

well then dude walks in, black hat on top

what am i, if i'm lucky

wasn't a county cop

cause i'm just runnin out of time



Who's up for game two

what to do

my wallet's gettin thin

and i just lost my watch last night

well i gotta problem

just one answer

gotta throw it all down

and kiss it goodbye

Yeah!



That was a crazy game of poker

(That was a crazy game of poker)

I lost it all

(I lost it all)

but someday i'll be back again

And I, never to fold.

(never to fold)



Who's up for game three

i can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me

And i just lost it all

well there's a man sittin next to me

Red, was smiling

cause its funny

i don't have no money tonight

yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh



That was a crazy game of poker

(That was a crazy game of poker)

I lost it all

(I lost it all)

but someday i'll be back again

And I, never to fold.

(never to fold)



Bop bop bop...

I say now skittleedat dat,

Well how bout that?

I'm coming out the front never coming out the back



And I walked into the bar yesterday

Cause I had something to do, something to say

And Johnny walked in right behind me and I didn't turn around

Til I heard the sound of his feet falling on the ground

I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown

And I said what'cha doin' in the bar tonight.



So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight?

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said, how bout a revolution?

And he said right.

I say of, you say a

I say revolution, and you say die

I say of, you say a

I say revolution, and you say die dah dah

Day day oh!



And I said, what'cha looking at?

He hit me across the face with a bat

I grabbed my .45 and I said let's get out and go

So he opened the door and said do what you're here for

I said I'm wandering round the road four to four

And I said I been walking for about a thousand years.



And my feet are growing tired

My eyes a little wired

Don't know what to do unless I retire

And he just said let's play some crazy poker



So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight?

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said, how bout a revolution?

And he said right.

I say of, you say a

I say revolution, and you say die

I say of, you say a

I say revolution, and you say die dah dah

Day day oh!



I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw

I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw

But I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop

Don't give a shit cause I got the drop

Johnny just got two eyes just like mine

And I'm feeling kinda funky, kinda fine



And I drank a bottle of whiskey, 'fore I came

Came to the bar to see what's the same

I saw my man named Johnny sittin' across the table from me



And to my left was a man, he had no chin

Didn't really think about starting a scene

The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice

He looked kinda mad and I felt bad

Beacuse I took his money last night it's kinda funny

But now I'm just struggling--

I need a honey-bunny.

I don't know what to say anymore

So I'm just gonna go out, anywho...



So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight?

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said, how bout a revolution?

And he said right.

I say of, you say a

I say revolution, and you say die

I say of, you say a

I say revolution, and you say die

I say of, you say a

I say revolution, and you say die

I say of, you say a

I say revolution, and you say die dah dah

Day day oh