Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded

[Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me

and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)

[Adam:] And you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side

of the road then pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football player

[Lisa:] And you don't have a problem with me

when I follow people I've never met before and force them to look

at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on my back

[Adam:] It's very pretty, baby

[Both:]

Well you must have been sent from above

You're all that I can think of

You're just as psychotic as me

My crazy love

[Adam:] Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit

to bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep

[Lisa:] Blah bloo blah bloo bloo

[Adam:] Thank you

[Lisa:] And you don't make fun of me 'cause I still make out

with my stepfather and I also tell everyone I was on a UFO

for two and a half years

[Adam:] I believe you sugarpie

[Both:]

'Cause our love is right on track

I'm yours, your mine it's a fact

Don't forget to take your Prozac

My crazy love

[Adam:] Well yesterday I tickled a man who wasn't even there

[Lisa:] Oh three days before that I ran down the street in my

Wonder Woman underwear

[Adam:] I didn't care Babe I know I never had a job 'cause I'm afraid

to talk to people 'cause I know that they're all robots who are seeking information

[Lisa:] They can't fool you sweetheart

And I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin

Chester's house to the ground but you told the cops we were out

ballroom dancing when the came and questioned you

[Adam:] I ain't no fink, dollface

[Both:]

'Cause we know that it's true

Only I could love you

We both eat with our hands

My crazy love

[Lisa:] My crazy, crazy love

[spoken to end]

[Adam:] Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby

[Lisa:] I feel the same way Would you throw some macaroni on me?

[Adam:] Oh yeah, here you go

[splurt