There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'

you gotta keep it beatin'

for all the hoppin' cretins

cretin! cretin!



I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl

my feet won't stop

doing the cretin hop

cretin! cretin!



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cretins wanna hop some more

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all good cretins go to heaven



(Repeat