oh lemme tell ya bout 2 guys i know

ol' crew cut chuck an afro joe

well crew cut sang and joe played sax

collectin their money in a hat

well the rent was due and the food was gone

ol' crew cut knew it was time to move on

(...)

well they packed their bags

and they left town

doing their damndest

to make some new ground

well they packed their bowls

and they smoked mass

doing their damndest

to kick fuckin' some ass



well their first gig was wild and rough

bunch of rowdy punks thinkin they were tough

fights broke out out and folks got mad

then crew cut chuck and joe looked bad

crew cut chuck jumped off stage, kicked some ass

nearly threw a man through the glass

well that was right and they could not stay

because the police came and took them awwwaaaaay