My friends wonder what's gone wrong with me

I'm not the nice guy I used to be

I'm mean, malicious and I flaunt

I'm looking to get everything that I want

it's crime and everybody knows it

I'm not just some stupid jock

I'm the stoniest on my block

crime pays baby, it pays good

I ripped off my neighborhood

it's a crime and evrybody knows it

in this big old USA

you gotta take and take and take

a snake in the grass will get you before a boar on

the hill

you don't think I'm talking about you but someday

you will