Oh, it's so nice to see you all inside my dreamy little world

And it's so nice to be with all you lovely little boys and girls

Make yourself comfortable

My place is so divine don't you think I'm wonderful?

Say yes!

You're on my time stay away from Captain Howdy

Stay away from Captain Howdy

Don't try to leave

The doors are locked and only I have got the key

Forget the windows they're nailed shut and boarded up

So you can't see you'll love the light show

Oh, I'm sure you'll think it's swell when they go off

Your welcome to my living hell

Stay away from Captain Howdy

Stay away from Captain Howdy

Come here my sweet

Let me help you with that there

That's better I'm overjoyed at all the games

I'm playing here with you today

But I'm so sad the party's over and we can no longer play

You think you're going home to your own little bed

But that's impossible you can't sleep when your dead

Stay away from Captain Howdy

Stay away from Captain Howdy

Stay away from Captain Howdy

Stay away from Captain Howdy

Stay away from Captain Howdy

Stay away