I know a girl who wants to get laid tonight

She'll take a hot cross top and suck on everything in sight

With forever running hose

And a perforated nose

Her lips around a Lucky Strike

Smoke is clouding up her eyes

As she tells another lie

It's just another goodnight psyche



Oh no here she comes

Seeing double and my palms get wet

Oh no there she goes

Went in deeper than a man should get



Meanwhile...

Back at the ranch there's a vicious fight, ha-ha-ha!

And Shannon's on a cross top sucking everything in sight, woo lord!

With her razor sharp nails

And a cat o' nine tails

She'll make a bishop mean

Then she'll do it nice and slow

So you can't come or go

She'll make a mute man scream, scream, scream, scream



Oh no here she comes

I'm seeing double and my palms get wet

Oh no there she goes

I want to be in deeper than a man should get

Oh no here she comes

S-seeing d-double and my palms get wet

Oh no there she goes

No fucken way, I don't want to kick her yet



Lines and dreams of dirty sex

Keeps me going at my best

There's nothing I can do about it

It gets me real pissed

Yeah!



Oh no here she comes

I'm seeing double and my palms get wet

Oh no there she goes

Went in deeper than a man should get

Oh no here she comes

I'm seeing double and my palms get wet

Oh no there she goes

Who's taken home

Who's taken home