My guy is really something, he's sensitive and shy

My guy is such a bumpkin, it doesn't take much to make him cry.

If you hurt someone helpless, it's like taking away all his toys,

He's just a cry baby boy.



My guy is sentimental, he's always feeling blue

He can be so temperamental and I don't know what I should do.

If you step on a little bug he cries all over the floor,

He's just a cry baby bore.



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I don't want to hurt his feelings,

But his outbursts have me really

Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time,

If I turn out like him, I think I'm gonna cry, baby

La, la, la, la, la, la,

He's such a cry baby,

La, la, la, la, la, la.



(Spoken:) And I'll tell you something else



My guy is such a wet noodle, he's always teary-eyed

He acts like a real cock-a-doodle, he can't even tell you why.

If you just play him a sappy song, he acts like his doggie just died,

He's just a cry baby guy.



(Spoken:) No kidding, oh dear



My guy is such a whiner, he's worse than baddie so

A cockroach seen in the diner, and the tears flow out of the blue.

And if I ask him to knock it off, he goes and cries in the can,

He's such a cry baby man.



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I love a cry baby,

La, la, la, la, la, la.

He's such a cry baby,

La, la, la, la, la, la.



(Spoken:) Would you knock it off please? Thank you