Well I woke up in the basement

When I woke up in a full-on sixty-nine

I didn't know anything about her

And everything was ok



She made all these little noises

and she stopped but she could not find the light

She asked was I her boyfriend

and what was I supposed to say?



Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal

Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal

Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal

Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal ball



I was walking on the pavement

And you asked me can I spare a dime

I got some quarters from Canada

that I use for the parkway



And I walked up to the airport

with my smock and slippers and my dog

that'll make it through the metal detector

I didn't like 'em anyway



Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal

Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal

Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal

Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal ball



Cheers to you it's like a dream you

live by seeking fortunes at the door

we pick the outer room

start to slip in colored groove



Questioning reality

Children holding incense across the floor

A different world in store

Overjoyed as she comes back for...



Manatees on tapestries

See them wiggle slowly off the wall

The one beneath you moves

brings you to a seperate room



Sailing in this fantasy

Like the different world you have in store

Her world must ebb and flow

Dizzy your expected blow



Well I woke up in the basement

no matches, teeth, or vital signs

she was looking for her mama

I remember from the dreamscape



And I went to get a facelift

but I still had to chill and wait in line

While my brother gets a tummy tuck

And my brother gets a nosering



Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal

Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal

Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal

Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal ball