Could today have got any worse

I've got dog crap in my hair

And I think I've been cursed



Dog Crap in my hair



I tryed to wash it out

But my showers bust

I wacked my nose on a chair

And I think I've been cursed

Cursed



Chorus:

Cursed from the devil

Cursed from the pyramids

Cursed from a witch

Life is such a bitch



Repeat Chorus



Such a bitch



(Guitar solo)



Repeat Chorus



My cat pissed in my trainers

I went out for a run

I thought I was getting sweaty

When I knew it wasn't fun

Was not funny



I locked myself out

And saw my oven on

I smashed a window to get in

My chickens overdone



Repeat Chorus



Lost my ticket to a gig

Now I'm done 50

Slipped up in public

People took the mick



Repeat Chorus x2



Dog crap in my hair

Showers bust, need to repair

Wacked my nose on a chair

Pissed in trainers life's unfair



Repeat Chorus x2