Ive got nothing against a man

Whose dick is hard straight

Ill take it in my hand

It sure feels great

But theres one thing

That turns me on for sure

And that is a man

Whose dick has got curvature

Curvature, curvature

Something that can peek out at me around the

furniture

Curvature, curvature

Something that really gets me off is curvature

When I get home with a guy

And its getting late

I cant wait to gauge the angle of his tubesteak

When I get around

To opening his package

The guy whos bent like the St. Louis arch

Is gonna have an advantage