So you motherfuckers thought I was gonna change my style?

- So what are you saying Todd?



To all you bitches, hoes, and all that shit

Here's another rap that I'm ready to spit

It goes like this, my name is $hort

I'm tearin shit up like never before

Pimp slaps, makin snaps

Cold cash money and Too $hort raps

Oakland, California that's where I'm from

The city where the boys say you don't want none

But if you do, I'm gonna tell you this

( ) ain't really shit

Wanna roll so hard, all of the time

You and that bitch playin Too $hort rhymes

If you aks me, what it's all about, I'll say it's about that money

But if you aks me, could you have some, I'll say it doesn't concern me

Ronald Reagan came up to me and said, ";Do you have the answer

To the United States economy and a cure for cancer?";

I said, what are you doin in the White House if you're not sellin cocaine?

Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know she'll spit that game.

Like one night, she came to my house, and gave me a blow job

She licked my dick, up and down, like it was corn on the cob

What is life? It is Too $hort

I play the bitches like it's a sport

Yea, I'll play the bitches just like y'all

Like Dr. J played basketball

You can call me Too, don't say it twice

You'll get me real mad and I'll fuck your wife

You see I'm not proper, I'm rarely polite

Too $hort, Too $hort, don't say it tonight, beeatch

It started on a bright morning in 1987

I was in my drop-to Caddy y'all

Gettin sucked by a bitch named Helen

Nasty bitches, around the world, I wrote this rhyme for you

You might not like my rap, but I'm tellin you bitch it's true

So much death in the Oakland streets

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