All the guys that look oh so stupid

And I wanna know why

All the girls they get so impressed

It maked me wanna die

All that long hair makes me whine

it's '95 not '69

I don't think it's very nice

Guys looking like Jesus Christ



Big fat ugly jocks with hairdos

Look like fucking clowns

And everyone knows they're just

The biggest jerks around

I'm askingyou on bending knees

Change your hairdo, won't you please

Lose that ponytail, you'll see

That you'd be so cool like me



Won't you won't you cut it, dude

Won't you won't you cut it, dude

Won't you won't you cut it, dude

That you'd be so cool like me