Brad Majors Hey, Janet



Janet Weiss Yes, Brad?



Brad Majors I've got something to say



Janet Weiss Uh huh?



Brad Majors I really love the...skillful way

You beat the other girls

To the bride's bouquet





Janet Weiss Oh...oh, Brad



Brad Majors The river was deep but I swam it



Chorus Janet



Brad Majors The future is ours, so let's plan it



Chorus Janet



Brad Majors So please don't tell me to can it



Chorus Janet



Brad Majors I've one thing to say, and that's

Dammit Janet, I love you

The road was long but I ran it





Chorus Janet



Brad Majors There's a fire in my heart and you fan it



Chorus Janet



Brad Majors If there's one fool for you then I am it



Chorus Janet



Brad Majors I've one thing to say, and that's

Dammit Janet, I love you

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker

There's three ways that love can grow

That's good, bad, or mediocre

Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so





Janet Weiss Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had



Chorus Oh, Brad



Janet Weiss Now we're engaged and I'm so glad



Chorus Oh, Brad



Janet Weiss That you met Mom and you know Dad



Chorus Oh, Brad



Janet Weiss I've one thing to say, and that's

Brad, I'm mad, for you too

Oh, Brad





Brad Majors Oh, dammit



Janet Weiss I'm mad



Brad Majors Oh, Janet



Janet Weiss For you



Brad Majors I love you too



Brad and Janet There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo



Brad Majors And that's go see the man who began it



Chorus Janet



Brad Majors When we met in his science exam-it



Chorus Janet



Brad Majors Made me give you the eye and then panic



Chorus Janet



Brad Majors Now I've one thing to say, and that's

Dammit Janet, I love you

Dammit, Janet





Janet Weiss Oh Brad, I'm mad



Brad Majors Dammit, Janet



Brad and Janet I love you