Brad:

Hey Janet.



Janet:

Yes Brad?



Brad:

I've got something to say.



Janet:

Uh, huh?



Brad:

I really loved the...

skillful way

You beat the other girls

To the bride's bouquet.



Janet:

Oh Brad.



Brad:

The river was deep but

I swam it. (Janet)

The future is ours so

let's plan it. (Janet)

So please, don't tell

me to can it. (Janet)

I've one thing to say

and that's Dammit, Janet

I love you.



The road was long but

I ran it. (Janet)

There's a fire in my

heart and you fan it. (Janet)

If there's one fool for

you then I am it. (Janet)

I've one thing to say and

that's Dammit, Janet

I love you.



Here's a ring to prove

that I'm no joker.

There's three ways that

love can grow.

That's good, bad,

or mediocre.

Oh, J-A-N-E-T I

love you so.



Janet:

Oh, it's nicer than Betty

Monroe had. (Oh Brad)

Now we're engaged and I'm

so glad (Oh Brad)

That you met Mom and you

know Dad. (Oh Brad)

I've one thing to say and

that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too.

Oh Brad...



Brad:

Oh... dammit.



Janet:

I'm mad...



Brad:

Oh, Janet.



Janet:

For you.



Brad:

I love you too.



Brad & Janet:

There's one thing left to

do - ah - oo.



Brad:

And that's go see the

man who began it. (Janet)

When we met in his science

exam - it (Janet)

Made me give you the eye

and then panic. (Janet)

Now I've one thing to say

and that's Dammit, Janet,

I love you.

Dammit, Janet.



Janet:

Oh Brad, I'm mad.



Brad:

Dammit, Janet.



Brad & Janet:

I ... love ... you