Marvin Hamlisch/Ed Kleban)



It was then I decided to call the doctor

For my appointment to buy what?

Tits and ass, shall I buy a fancy pair?

Tightened up that derriere



Did the nose with it, all that goes with it

Tits and ass, you can knock and someone's there

Shake the new maracas and you're fine

Tits and ass, can change your life

Would they change mine



Wouldn't cost a fortune, neither

Wouldn't hurt my sex life either

It's a gas, I have never seen a pair

Chorus girl or movie star or wife

Tits and ass, oh yeah, T and A

Tits and ass can change your life