Darling for you

I think of what I'd so

To keep you safe and sound

I would climb the highest mountain

I would swim the widest sea

I would wrestle a gorilla to the ground

I would fend off a dozen charging rhinos

I would catch a storm of killer bees

I would fight a firey dragon with a wooden sword

If I didn't know what this could do to me



'Cause it's too dangerous (too dangerous)

I'd really like to do it

But I might get hurt

It's dangerous (too dangerous)

I don't feel like bleeding

On my brand new shirt

You might say I'm cowardly

Or say I'll full of fright

You might call me yellow

And baby you'd be right!



So I'd skip across volcanoes full of lava

I'd even grab a tiger by the tail

I would make fun of

A boxing champion's mother

But my courage and my bowels both would fail

I would fight off a bunch

Of angry Kosacks

I would stop a thousand

Bullets with my hand

I would laugh

As my leg was amputated..

But baby, I'm not that kind of man!



'Cause it's too dangerous (too dangerous)

I use big words

But I never do the deed

It's dangerous (too dangerous)

I faint like a baby

If I see somebody bleed

I haven't got a backbone

I'm as timid as a mouse

I would find a cure for this

But I can't leave the house!



Cause it's dangerous

Too dangerous

Too dangerous



For meeee! (*This note is held for 25 seconds*)

For meee! (*This note is held for 10 seconds*)

For me. (*This note is held for 2 seconds. Then Trevor probably passes out*)