Artist: "Wierd Al" Yankovic

Writer: "Wierd Al" Yankovic

Producer: Rick Derringer

Engineer: Tony Papa



Put down your chainsaw and listen to me

It's time for us to join in the fight

It time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys

It time to let the bed bugs bite



You better put all your eggs in one basket

You better count your chickens before they hatch

You better sell some wine before its time

You better find yourself an itch to scratch



You better squeeze all the charmin you can

When Mr. Whipple's not around

Stick your head in the microwave and give yourself a tan



Talk with your mouth full

Bite the hand that feeds you

Bite off more than you can chew

What can you do?



Dare to be stupid

Take some wooden nickels

Look for Mr. Goodbar

Get your motion working now

I'll show you how

You can

Dare to be stupid

You can turn the other cheek

You can just give up the ship

You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip



Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid

It's so easy to do

Dare to be stupid

We're all waiting for you



It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill

Forget I have a volunteer

There's no more time for crying over spilt milk

It's time for crying in your beer



So don't join the army join the PTA

Buy some sensible shoes and a chevrolet

Then party til you're broke and they drag you away

It's okay



You can dare to be stupid

It's like spitting on a fish

It's like barking up a tree

It's like they say you gotta buy one if you want

To get one free



Dare to be stupid

Yeah why don't you dare to be stupid

It's so easy to do

Dare to be stupid

We're all waiting for you

Dare to be stupid



Burn your candle at both ends

Look a gift horse in the mouth

Mashed potatoes can be your friend

You can be a coffee achiever

You can sit around the house and Leave It To Beaver



The Future's up to you

So what you gonna do

Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid

What did I say?

Dare to be stupid

Tell me what did I say?

Dare to be stupid

It's alright

Dare to be stupid

We can be stupid all night

Dare to be stupid

Come on join the crowd

Dare to be stupid

Shout it out loud

Dare to be stupid

I can't hear you

Dare to be stupid

Okay, I can hear you

Dare to be stupid

Let's go

Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid





Music Supervised by Bill Ring

Music Score by Vince DiCola

Executive Producers: Joe Bacal and Tom Griffin

Score Arranged and Produced by Vince DiCola and Ed Fruge'

Mastered by Bernie Grundman at Bernie Grundman Mastering, Hollywood, California