DJ: Caller go ahead...

Guy: Yeah, uh, I'm here with my girlfriend?

Girl: Hi.

Guy: Do you want us to turn our radios down? We already did.

Girl: Yeah.

Guy: Okay, listen, will you play our song for us?

DJ: Um, well, what is your song?

(in unison) Guy: Inna Gadda Da Vida.

Girl: Love Lift Us Up Where We Belong.

Girl: What?

DJ: What is your love song?

Guy: It's, uh....

Girl: It's, um....

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Refrain:

These are the Daves I know, I know

These are the Daves I know.

These are the Daves I know, I know

These are the Daves I know.



David Hoffner, he works in my dad's store

He's worked here for 12 years, he'll probably work here four more.



Refrain



Dave Gord, I've known him since I was six

In grade eight he broke his leg, so we got drunk and sick.



Refrain



Some of them are Davids...

"But most of us are Daves"

They all have their own hands

but they come from different moms.



Refrain



Dave Jadisky, man this cat can swing

He weighs almost 50 pounds and he delivers my paper on time.



Refrain



Dave Capisano, I hardly know him...

*pause*



Refrain



Daves: "We are the Daves he knows he knows,

We are the Daves he knows.

We are the Daves he knows he knows,

We are the Daves he knows.

Some of us are Davids, but most of us are Daves.

We all have our own hands but we come from different moms."



These are the Daves I know I know

"We are the Daves he knows he knows"

These are the...

"DAVES!"