It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room

The TV light fills my heart like a balloon

I hold it in as best I can

I know I'm just another fan

But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man

And I can't...



Wait any more for him to discover me

I got it bad for David Duchovny

David Duchovny, why won't you love me?

Why won't you love me?

Why won't you love me?



My friends all tell me,

"Girl, you know it's just a show,"

But deep within his eyes

I see me wrapped up like a bow

Watching the sky for a sign

The FBI is on my mind

I'm waiting for the day

When my lucky stars align

In the form of...



David Duchovny floating above me

In the alien light of the spaceship of love, I need

David Duchovny hovering above me

American Heathcliff, brooding and comely

David Duchovny, why won't you love me?

Why won't you love me?

Why won't you love me?



So smooth and so smart

He's abducted my heart

And I'm falling apart

>From the looks I receive

>From those eyes I can't leave

And you may say I'm naive

But he told me to believe...



Ooooooooo....



My bags are packed, I am ready for my flight

Want to put an end to my daydream days and sleepless nights

Sitting like a mindless clone

Wishing he would tap my phone

Just to hear the breath of the man, the myth, the monotone

And I would say...



David Duchovny, why won't you love me?

Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?

David Duchovny, why won't you love me?

Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?

David Duchovny I want you to love me

To kiss and to hug me, debrief and debug me

David Duchovny I know you could love me

I'm sweet and I'm cuddly - I'm gonna kill Scully!

David Duchovny, why won't you love me?

Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?



Yeah...



I'll be waiting...

In Nevada