[Alice Cooper cover]



Little Betty ate a pound of aspirin

She got them from the shelf upon the wall

Betty's mommy wasn't there to save her

She didn't hear, hear her little baby call



Dead babies can't take care of themselves

Dead babies can't take things off the shelf

Well, we didn't want you anyway

Lalala-lalalalalala-la



Daddy is an agrophile in Texas

Mommy's on the bar most every night

Little Betty's sleeping in the graveyard

Living there in burgundy and white



Dead babies can't take care of themselves

Dead babies can't take things off the shelf

Well, we didn't love you anyway

Lalala-lalalalalala-la



Goodbye little Betty

Goodbye little Betty

So long little Betty

So long little Betty

Betty, so long



Dead babies can't take care of themselves

Dead babies can't take things off the shelf

Well, we didn't need you anyway

Lalala-lalalalalala-la



Goodbye little Betty