Dear Abby



G C G

Dear Abby, Dear Abby; My feet are too long,

D

My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong.

G C G

My friends they all tell me I've no friends at all,

D G

Won't you write me a letter, won't you give me a call.

C D G

Signed, Bewildered.

G C G

Chorus: Bewildered,bewildered you have no complaint,

D

You are what you are and you aint what you aint.

G C G

So listen up buster and listen up good,

D G

Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood.

C D G

Signed, Dear Abby.



G C G

Dear Abby,Dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks.

D

My wife hollars at me and my kids are all freaks.

G C G

Every side I get up is the wrong side of bed,

D G

If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead.

C D G

Signed, Unhappy.

G C G

cho: Unhappy,Unhappy, you have no complaint ...



G C G

Dear Abby, Dear Abby, you won't believe this,

D

But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss.

G C G

My girlfriend tells me its all in my head,

D G

But my stomach tells me to write you instead.

C D G G

Signed, Noise-maker. (cho: Noise-maker,Noise-maker, ...)



G C G

Dear Abby, Dear Abby, I never'd have thought,

D

That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught.

G C G

We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze,

D G

With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees.

C D G G

Signed, Just Married. (cho: Just Married, Just Married,