Copyright 1989,1997



Well you've wondered about my dear ex-wife

And what she's all about

I can sum her up in about 500 words

But I'll probably have to swear and shout

She's got blood-shot eyes and a curly tail

And a sniffling, running snout

Well I hate to dismay but I'd be better off gay

And this is all I can say



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She's a two bit, low down, hoe down, lard ass, nasty two-timing bitch

She's big and dumb and her brain is dumb and her mother is a witch

She's a stupid, ugly, money hungry, shameless rotten hussey bitch

I wish they's take her away, I wish it more every day

I don't deserve to be treated this way



Well I put her through school but she forgot all the rules

That we made in the past

Soon as she graduated, premeditated, she dumped me on my ass

She said with a grin, "Looks like I done you in

Now get your butt of my property fast"

Her mother said, "oy vay, you best go away, I never liked you anyway"



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She got the house and the dog and the waterbed

The TV and the VCR

She got the kids and the frige and the video games

Not to even mention that car

I got child support bills and a case of the chills

and her tab at her bar

I'd like to end it today, but there ain't no way

Cause there/s bills I'm still trying to pay



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