[Intro]

Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll)

With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)

But theres one thing I'd like to say

Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!)



Its time for everybody to have a christmas party.

Everyone but me I'll step outside

Boycott your office party.

No secret Santa for me.

Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway.

Cos I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow

I'd rather stay where

Frosty melts in the sun.

July 4 parade.

A Lynchburg lemonade.

An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing).



[Chorus]

Deck the halls with bells of holly

'Tis the season to be jolly but,

I hate Christmas

I'm glad it only comes one time a year



Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping.

Everyone but me I'll stay inside.

No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me.

And it makes my gifts so easy to hide

I don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow.

I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one.

A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day.

An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) .



[Chorus]

Deck the halls with bells of holly

'Tis the season to be jolly but,

I hate Christmas

I'm glad it only comes one time a year



[Rap]

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house,

All the creatures was chillin like Flint drinkin stout.

I woke from my sleep, heard 'here comes the boom'.

I knew that Santa would be comin' soon.

On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Blitzen.

I yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listen.

And then